Please do not aggravate, agonize, annoy, badger, bother, chafe, disconcert, distract, disturb, exasperate, fret, goad, hack off, hassle, heckle, infuriate, incense, irk, irritate, josh, mock, pester, provoke, rile, upset, taunt, tease, torment, vex, or worry your teacher. Doing so may affect your grade.

I love "vex". I hate it when students vex me. I think I'll start saying, "please back off -- you are vexing me!"
Posted by: Lisa M Lane | July 30, 2008 at 07:08 PM
It might just get their attention! Thanks for commenting Lisa.
Posted by: Delaney Kirk | July 30, 2008 at 07:12 PM
What is most curious is the number of individual students utilizing each of these tactics in a single semester! I vote for in the syllabus!
Posted by: Debra Sanborn | July 30, 2008 at 08:38 PM
Hi Debra,
Do you think they all got the same memo on how to vex us? Thanks for stopping by the blog.
Posted by: Delaney Kirk | July 30, 2008 at 09:23 PM
This is great. After 37 years of teaching, there are MANY things I would like to say in my syllabus that I can not say. It does seem that the ways students make us profs crazy has been increasing exponentially in recent years.
Posted by: Psyprof | July 30, 2008 at 09:38 PM
Would certainly add some spice to the syllabus!
Posted by: Theresa Zagnoli | August 01, 2008 at 04:51 PM
I'm not a teacher, but I don't see how it could hurt! (grin)
Posted by: --Deb | August 02, 2008 at 06:32 PM